Billy Connolly will now tell European TomTom users where to go!!

Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly

TomTom’s forty million users across Europe can now enjoy the voice of Billy Connolly as TomTom has added the voice of the comedian to its satnav range. His jocular voice will guide you safely on your car journey.

The Scottish comic’s dulcet tones now sit alongside other celebrity luminaries – Sven Goran Eriksson, Snoop Dogg and John Cleese – whose familiar voices guide you safely on your car journey.

Billy Connolly said about his TomTom escapades: “You’ll take the high road and I’ll take the low road, and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye with my wee canny sat nav”.

No we have no idea what this means, either.

If you fancy having Billy Connolly telling you where to go, then you will have to pay £8.99 for the privilege.
Oh, and if you think it isn’t the real Big Yin, it is as Mr Connelly states in TomTom’s press release: “This really is Billy Connolly. It’s not the creepy guy you get on cheap birthday cards. It’s my real voice. No swearing, no dirty bits, I’ll keep you safe”.

One of his crackers says, “Turn around when possible. It is advisable to turn your entire car around. Do not just turn around inside the car.”

No swearing or dirty bits? We’re out, but if you are still in, then got to